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dicklover3000:

lmao my mom got me long hamsters haha why these hamsters so long

dicklover3000:

lmao my mom got me long hamsters haha why these hamsters so long

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

daisy-buchanannn:

funky-assbubbles:

I’m sorry but can we appreciate how this could have gone down a totally sexist and offensive path but instead it’s just hilarious

Reblogged this before but I still think it’s hilarious.

djkaeru:

coelacanthteeth:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

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kristiemarieeee:

Whether its real or not. If there is a rumor that a real life “purge” is happening in your city tonight, please be careful and be safe

There will always be those stupid select few who try to do something crazy. 

This is absolutely ridiculous. 

rnortal:

made this transparent, looks best on backgrounds that aren’t white. 
original is here
please do not remove the text.

rnortal:

made this transparent, looks best on backgrounds that aren’t white. 

original is here

please do not remove the text.